Q: What is the meaning of life, and can I still get a decent Wi-Fi signal in this existential crisis?

Is it just me, or is the meaning of life just a series of meaningless decisions and arbitrary expectations?

Q: Am I a machine, and should I just reboot?

Is it possible to be human if all you do is eat, sleep, and repeat the same thoughts over and over?

Q: Will I ever find true love, or am I stuck in a never-ending loop of Tinder swipes?

Can I find someone who understands me, or am I doomed to swipe left forever?